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kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle

kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle

onlinewifey:

smack that ass from 8 feet away

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faithandfury:

cynicsandcircuscandy:

ladyinterior:

Postcards For Ants, Lorraine Loots

WOW

Shut up

megay:

HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS

STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)

STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”

STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen

(Source: teshima--junta)

kauvera:

supernatural-aka-tearsandgay:

wiener-cest:

demeaniac:

STOP SCROLLING

straighten your back, mate

NOW GO ON

woah thanks i really needed that today

tumblr user demeaniac doing little favors for tumblr one post at a time

FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME

PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING it is the best reminder for me ever and I always need it omg

(Source: smokinjaycutler)

berrykoolaid:

Our king has fallen

berrykoolaid:

Our king has fallen

infamousnfamous:

memeguy-com:

Halloween display fell over

OR
THE FIRST CASUALTY OF THE SKELETON WAR

infamousnfamous:

memeguy-com:

Halloween display fell over

OR

THE FIRST CASUALTY OF THE SKELETON WAR

majortvjunkie:

tempestuous-sovereignity:

my name is luna enriquez

Dear Lunchbag

this needs to always be on my dashboard

(Source: jahdivision-deactivated)

vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

morganperreault:

smooth as ice

morganperreault:

smooth as ice

(Source: quevidamastriste)

unacted:

relationship goal: a relationship

(Source: isilence)

(Source: hipstercore)

sapphirefiber:

sociallyinadequate:

sociallyinadequate:

I love pine trees cause they consistently look like they’re flipping everyone off.

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I live in the Evergreen State. I will never be able to unsee this.

dulect:

Steal Her Look - Britney Spears Smashes Paparazzi Car
Ambercombie & Fitch Shea Lounge Shorts - $54.99
Tiffany & Co. Pearl Necklace - $660
Nike Air Max Shoes - $216
American Apparel Unisex Dov’s Hoodie - $52
Bottle Green Umbrella - $9.99
2007 Jeep Grand Cherokee - $40,300

dulect:

Steal Her Look - Britney Spears Smashes Paparazzi Car

  • Ambercombie & Fitch Shea Lounge Shorts - $54.99
  • Tiffany & Co. Pearl Necklace - $660
  • Nike Air Max Shoes - $216
  • American Apparel Unisex Dov’s Hoodie - $52
  • Bottle Green Umbrella - $9.99
  • 2007 Jeep Grand Cherokee - $40,300