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iraffiruse:

Trying to sleep while drunk

bace-jeleren:

catsandcunts:

YOUR BODY IS BEAUTIFUL IF:

  • you have a body
  • that’s it
  • you’re beautiful
  • you win
  • congratulations 

You have potentially offended hundreds if not thousands of ghosts.

(Source: rl-y)

cannibal-giraffe:

rjmckinnon:

frostedsammy:

i don’t normally post porn sorry 

I do, and this is much better.

I finished this in my head with “…can prevent forest fires”

cannibal-giraffe:

rjmckinnon:

frostedsammy:

i don’t normally post porn sorry 

I do, and this is much better.

I finished this in my head with “…can prevent forest fires”

(Source: tinsoftware)

robert-winchester-novak:

geometricdeathtrap:


so long space cowboy

I’m 95% sure that squirrel is dead

anyone else see satan cutting the string through a glass door

robert-winchester-novak:

geometricdeathtrap:

so long space cowboy

I’m 95% sure that squirrel is dead

anyone else see satan cutting the string through a glass door

(Source: berserkgear)

(Source: pinkmanjesse)

inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

things that have no chill

torobabe:

-me

-automatic toilets

-people who clap when the plane lands

gracefullyvintage:

Jim Carrey 

(Source: embraceyourboing)

suns-of-gallifrey:

whyusosirius:

thesirjordan:

Julie Andrews on how she got the part in Mary Poppins.

WE’LL WAIT

when walt fucking disney waits for you then you are the absolute queen of everything

x

THIS.

(Source: lejazzhot)

(Source: biochemiphy)

memecollection:

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memecollection:

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ruinedchildhood:

When I lose my mom at Walmart

ruinedchildhood:

When I lose my mom at Walmart

realitytvbitch:

When someone reads your best friend and you try not to laugh

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bogusjake:

when ur running down the stairs with no bra on

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(Source: mykingdomforapen)