i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga you can do it”
a cute snail eating a strawberry
u just take ur time there lil buddy
ANYONE ELSE FIRST THINK THAT THIS FREAKING SNAIL UNHINGED IT’S HUGEASS JAW OH MY GOD
LIBBY COOPER, YOU’RE A STAR
He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.
She has Nemo on her dress.
Violet has murder in her eyes.
goths must have it easy when it comes to doing laundry
Yeah because when you’re 12 your parents still do it
Am I the only one who keeps their phone on silent 99.3 % of the time
[cries but also keeps eyeliner intact]
one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat
you is kind
you is smart
you is an official Barbie baby-sitter
how to not see spoilers
- finish series in nonstop marathon without sleep before returning to tumblr
When one of my family members asks why I don’t have a boyfriend
*kiss* be happy toady
I TRIED TO MAKE A FUCKING NICE POST AND M lAIGING SO HARD I SPELLED TODAY WRONG